eternal damnation of love and care

沙龍 what a song.

a big congratulations to my buddy junjie for tying the knot with natasha last night. i am incredibly honored to be his brother/emcee on his big day. a 10 year courtship came to a fairy tale ending.

very unfortunately, the bridesmaids hate lorries. cause apparantly their faces got smashed by them. as if that wasn't enough to make our faces cringe, their 1st challenge was to eat wasabi. >_<
im not being wicked. one of them is huge, her upper arm fats COVERED her elbows. i swear. and when we had lunch buffet at the bride's house, i observed she had the decency not to cover her entire plate, but when she ate, oh when she ate, she was chewing at super human speed! its like, when people eat they go chomp, chomp, chomp, gulp. she went ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. i gulped.
and the most decent bridesmaid there reminded me of bert from sesame street.
love at first sight did not happen at the event of love. sigh.

later on we went to HortPark to take photos, it was a lovely serene and green place. i am a fish feeding fetishist. so i turned the egg machine and took my ball of fish food to the koi pond. small, colourful, harmless schools of kois greeted me. so i began to play god and sprinkled their joy in every direction, watching them swim and chanting 'huat ah!' to myself. suddenly, from beneath the schools, a giant catfish sprang up from the water for the food and i swore it swallowed an innocent koi. i jumped and the fish food scattered on floor.

wedding pictures up soon.