pastry puke

sigh... this is feeling to me like getting out of bed. another forever 5 minutes. but a birthday celebration seems worth the while. a very big thank you to everyone who made it happen.
baika, kangwei, gb, chee and tiffany, taiping, kianteck, dedric, the bears, william, steven, junjie, eddy, roger, ahlong
i felt love but would rather it in a physical form. wait... that didn't come off right... hahaha. more presents and babe sex actually.








i hate barfing when there's a cake. but tell that to those guys. Qiao Feng would fear them as beggarsect disciples.




some tequila and some muay thai? suck dick lar lamer.

oh yes thank you all for the presents! 5 martells, 3 tee shirts, 1 steamboat, 1 birthday cake, 1 emperor penguin! and to every birthday sms i received! love love max!

merry 2008

hi dear avid readers! hope you had a wonderful xmas and a very prosperous 2009.

HUAT HUAT HUAT!

huat ah!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
MMMMmmm Mrs Bear

may little bears come soon! hahaha

reminiscence

it just hit me that things will never be the same. as cliche as it sounds, that's life. thinking back however, i did make the best and squeezed every drop of fun out from you guys. i had the time of my life. loves, and may different cups cheers.

dub thou forgiven

hello my dear avid readers! so sorry haven't been blogging in a while. it might not look so but i spend hours pondering what to blog and how to write my point across. ok not an excuse, but i have something better. to the impatient and angry, here's a warm fuzzy pic to melt the iceberg and soften the hardnipple.

see? cute people are easily forgiven.

my new pet

with regards to my last post, how come girls take kissing pictures and they are cute, and when guys do the same its like 'ehknnuseethose2gaykiasimilanjiao'? hmm.. sexual equality not with even weights on either side but shifting the pivot. a great topic to blog on soon.

my friend's dog immaculately conceived and gave birth to a cute, healthy puppy today. i fell in love with it at first sight and after reassurances of maximum love, they decided to put the puppy in my care. i held it in my arms and looked into his eyes and it sparkled with such affection and purity, i could not think of another name to christen him but jesus.

hold yer horses ol'mighty one don't smite me just yet! hahaha, im kidding. about the smiting. but really, my life long encounters with pious christians has left me curious, perplexed, angered, and cognitive in that order. as you would have guessed, yes im a free thinker, and a bloody good one at that. what the world would be if a dog had died on the cross. *puts on flak jacket and jumps in trench* i mean come on, dogs do perform miracle healings and some brave ones have died for the sins of man. (chivalrous dog died in bank robbery shootout) ok that's a stretch.

what im trying to get at is that man should really love and appreciate things and people around them rather than believing in faith and prayers. why a christian pray and thank god for his food instead of the chef has always baffled me. even in one's most desperate times, shouldn't one talk to another friend or family instead of communing with his inner voice in a church? shouldn't u believe in your close ones more than gods?

race and religion have always been the greatest dividers of man. and now as a great man is transcending race (GO OBAMA!), a notsogreat blogger is... blogging. religious divisions are really unlike any other. an Arsenal fan with a manure fan watching a liverfool match will agree that gayboi torres scored a great goal. though both are die hard fans for their own clubs, they see good football as a common good. but religious groups ostracize one another to the point of condemnation. one in particular often more than the others.

choose hope over fear, and unity over division

in my opinion, christianity sells because it's teachings are in english, it is modern and hip, and it uses the word hell more than heaven. they know so much about hell, and so little about heaven. well except for the fact they will live in eternal happiness with their lord. i don't know about them, but isn't living with someone who is all knowing and all powerful a torment? it's like you won't have the power to change anything anymore. you cannot think or do otherwise. you are just this floating white cloth with a smiley. something like a president having retarded kids.

well i'll just stop here before i risk losing more readers. and if you want to flame me, dont. cause you believe im gonna burn already, and im not alone. cause... you may say im a dreamer but im not the only one! haha.

Straight like an arrow (made of rubber)

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS EXPLICIT IMAGES AND ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN OR BABES.



















an observer commented to me that me and my buddy, GB, dont appear that close anymore.
a picture apparently says 1000 words.

did an army of 8000 alphabets G-A-Y just invaded ur mind? hahaha. yes we are so sexually crooked i cant even align the pictures straight.

actually after searching my conscience finally for 10 years, i figured im actually hurting his chances of getting a girlfriend by forcing my gay tendencies on him. so to the observer who noticed we're not that close anymore, we just carried our gay jokes/acts too far, and im trying to regress. holding but no squeezing, hugs but no kisses, petting but no penetration. hahaha and hopefully one day he'll finally be attached. and i'll probably remove this post. =(