Tuesday, October 28, 2008

my new pet

with regards to my last post, how come girls take kissing pictures and they are cute, and when guys do the same its like 'ehknnuseethose2gaykiasimilanjiao'? hmm.. sexual equality not with even weights on either side but shifting the pivot. a great topic to blog on soon.

my friend's dog immaculately conceived and gave birth to a cute, healthy puppy today. i fell in love with it at first sight and after reassurances of maximum love, they decided to put the puppy in my care. i held it in my arms and looked into his eyes and it sparkled with such affection and purity, i could not think of another name to christen him but jesus.

hold yer horses ol'mighty one don't smite me just yet! hahaha, im kidding. about the smiting. but really, my life long encounters with pious christians has left me curious, perplexed, angered, and cognitive in that order. as you would have guessed, yes im a free thinker, and a bloody good one at that. what the world would be if a dog had died on the cross. *puts on flak jacket and jumps in trench* i mean come on, dogs do perform miracle healings and some brave ones have died for the sins of man. (chivalrous dog died in bank robbery shootout) ok that's a stretch.

what im trying to get at is that man should really love and appreciate things and people around them rather than believing in faith and prayers. why a christian pray and thank god for his food instead of the chef has always baffled me. even in one's most desperate times, shouldn't one talk to another friend or family instead of communing with his inner voice in a church? shouldn't u believe in your close ones more than gods?

race and religion have always been the greatest dividers of man. and now as a great man is transcending race (GO OBAMA!), a notsogreat blogger is... blogging. religious divisions are really unlike any other. an Arsenal fan with a manure fan watching a liverfool match will agree that gayboi torres scored a great goal. though both are die hard fans for their own clubs, they see good football as a common good. but religious groups ostracize one another to the point of condemnation. one in particular often more than the others.

choose hope over fear, and unity over division

in my opinion, christianity sells because it's teachings are in english, it is modern and hip, and it uses the word hell more than heaven. they know so much about hell, and so little about heaven. well except for the fact they will live in eternal happiness with their lord. i don't know about them, but isn't living with someone who is all knowing and all powerful a torment? it's like you won't have the power to change anything anymore. you cannot think or do otherwise. you are just this floating white cloth with a smiley. something like a president having retarded kids.

well i'll just stop here before i risk losing more readers. and if you want to flame me, dont. cause you believe im gonna burn already, and im not alone. cause... you may say im a dreamer but im not the only one! haha.

6 comments:

els said...

one of my fave posts thus far but hell, i feel like taking a red pen to circle all the lack of capitalization, like i'm doing so now.
=X

Unknown said...

i serzly tink u shld start on ya autobiography....

Unknown said...

ps: i rec our dear arsenal might get trash at home in 21 hrs time....

Jester said...

our dear arsenal assfucked manu

Anonymous said...

better watch it. u anal fan.

Anonymous said...

im a liverpudlian. but i support any teams as long as they win man u.

regarding ur comment god, i can only quote one song by metallica.

"sad but true"