Sex with a reptile

'eh blog leh.'
that was all it took for me and my only friend on the far right to start blogging again. didnt want to create a new account for 1, i took great pride naming it! 2, i thought it was troublesome, until i had to battle google registration and re-enter the italic passwords again and again.
and what greeted me was empty links and spam comments.
but it was worth every bit of effort.

ok on for my 1st post in 2 years. sex with a reptile.
i did not do a steve irwin.
i did not screw janice. but would want to.

i was taking a poop.
no a giant anaconda didnt swim through the pipes and rammed straight into me.
i was taking a poop.
i heard buzzing and.... ok im coming out of the closet, im absolutely terrified of creepy crawlies. so in a hurry, i wipe and wear. instantly i felt something wizzing around the empty area of the underwear. at that moment, i cringed my butt cheeks so hard the centre of gravity was elavating and i was gonna fall over. i tore my pants down and this small harmless lizard crept out of my undies and scrammed away. astonishing. well i guess im lucky cause i didnt have to go for a 2nd round and shit that bastard out.

so yea my first post in 2 years. not a very good opener i think. but expect nothing less from a jester. =/