my 1st caucasian

it's been a while since i've done this. usually i do it 2-3 times a year. men engage this service for many reasons, most do it for self confidence, some liking the process itself, others like myself simply coudn't take it anymore. blame the weather.
i popped my head into the room expecting the usual asian woman, and to my complete utter surprise it was a blonde caucasian with heavy make up. ask any man, and he would say the first thing he's worried about is the price tag. she immediately made me feel comfortable and made me sit down. she started to fiddle her fingers around the area and squeezed.
'Wow. It's long and thick! So how would u like it? Behind? Sideways?'
'As u please. Just do a good job.'
so half an hour later with her giant boobs hanging over my face, the job is done. i washed up and looked at myself in the mirror. i regretted it like i always do. i paid up and walked away.
i can never get a decent haircut, but at least its cooler now.