EH UNCLE! PLEASE? I NEED TO SHIT!

fucking world. why the fuck should a man pay 10c to take a piss. to pay the cleaners who don't fucking clean the toilets. it only makes matters worse. for vengeful people like me, urgent with a full bladder and finally finding a toilet after climbing stairs, stopped by a nose picking aunty smelling shit all day, making a detour to buy a random product to squeeze a 10c change, only to find the fucking urinals drowned in pee, the cubicles scattered and splashed with all shades of brown and red, and no soap. imagine a deranged and now enraged man with ammo. yep. i found the biegiest and pinkest loo and unloaded 514ml of yellow with my supersoaker all over the fucking floor. orgasmic high.

ever gotten interrupted during your meal by a tissue seller? especially those pushy ones that just looks on at you after you say no. they are usually disabled in some form and i'm not making fun of their disability, and i have no qualms over their occupation. to me it's simple. they are selling sympathy, and people who buy are getting empowerment. buying from them doesn't give u good karma or make u a better person, all u gain are the overpriced tissues. yea ok i'm just building up to a hypothetical question. here goes.

i lost my wallet during lunch hour, and i scrambled around the hawker center looking all over for it. my anxiety, movement, and sweat made the inevitable happen. it had awakened the big brown monster, and 16 smaller ones in descending order. deep shit is in me. everyone knows the feeling. suddenly your face turns white, u start salivating in your mouth, and u cant walk properly cause the slimy feeling builds up with every step u take. i am taking a huge battle to the toilet, but a war this big, savage and hopefully not bloody would require bandages, 2 packets of it. it was then i saw my savior jesus in the form of a blind crippled man. but i lost my wallet and could only find a 20c coin in my pocket. so like how they themselves draw and gain sympathy from others, i did on them.
'eh uncle 20c for 2 packets can? save me it's really coming out!'

can they show sympathy to someone less fortunate than them in that instant?
do people like you think it's morally wrong to haggle with a disabled person over a product they sell?
am i full of shit?